May 2013
“In a perfect world, none of this would happen. In a perfect world, you could...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
so i started watching elementary and it’s great ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ
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inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
analmermaidprincess:
analmermaidprincess:
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
reyairia:
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
firelightwaltz:
hey guys friendly reminder that not everybody has a good relationship with their mother so please try to avoid reblogging or posting things that might be construed as shaming people for not thanking/praising/loving their moms
thank you
basedteruteru:
sexy things to say in bed:
your lips feel like sandpaper
cars 2
fidel castro
mayonnaise
dad
bee movie
you got that wrong
Oniichan?
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harrpotte:
*jaime lannister voice* ned stark more like nerd stark haha *high fives cersei and ollies out*
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meet the blogger
Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? closed.
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? yes
Where is your next vacation? belgium
Who do you think reads these? probs no one
Do you have a calendar in your room? yes
What’s your plan for the day? yell at people at the bank, sort out financy stuff, play deungeon defenders.
Are you reading any...
cristinaya:
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
thorsies:
summer break
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Gamer sex tip #11
asaridancer:
After a few minutes of intense foreplay, run your fingers through your partner’s hair and whisper “I’m going to do so many things to you.” When they respond and ask you what are you going to do, yell “I WILL DESTROY YOU”, and use shockwave or any biotic ability of your choice.
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50shadesofwweh:
Getting called cute by someone whos cute
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helioscentrifuge:
aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay
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yokudan:
cockwork-orange:
these fuckin stormcloaks can suck my
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST
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Society and the Creation of Misogyny and Misandry
Society: Were you wearing revealing clothing when you were raped?
In other words: Men, it is ok to rape a woman if she is wearing revealing clothing.
In other words: It is ok to ridicule a woman for wearing revealing clothing.
In other words: The bodies of women are innately sexual and need to be covered up.
In other words: Women wearing revealing clothing could not possibly be dressing for the weather, they are merely asking for sex.
In other words: Women, you are not allowed to wear whatever you want.
Society: Were you alone when you were raped?
In other words: Men, it is ok to rape a woman if she is alone.
In other words: Women, you are only safe from men if you are in a group.
Society: Were you drunk when you were raped?
In other words: Men, it is ok to rape a woman if she is drunk.
In other words: Women, it is unsafe to be drunk. Ever.
Society: Did you fight back when you were raped?
In other words: Men, if a woman is too scared to fight back, it is ok to rape her.
In other words: Women, fear is not an excuse for not fighting back.
In other words: Women, only violence will show a man that you truly mean "no I do not want to have sex".
Society: Bitch, Cunt, pussy, whore, and slut are all socially acceptable insults.
In other words: It is an insult to be feminine, and/or have feminine genitalia.
In other words: It is not ok for women to be promiscuous.
Society: When a girl gets raped and there is a picture taken, it is perfectly natural to call her a slut.
In other words: It is a girl's fault if she gets raped.
In other words: Boys, you will gain notoriety if you rape a girl.
In other words: Ridiculing a victim of sexual assault is a societal norm and you are stupid if you do not join in.
Society: If a girl is raped, she must have provoked it somehow.
In other words: Men cannot be held accountable for their own actions.
In other words: Men are like wild animals that cannot stop themselves.
Society: Nice ass, you look sexy, etc. are all acceptable compliments to a woman.
In other words: There is no such thing as sexual harrassment.
In other words: Women should be gratified that men want to have sex with them.
In other words: A man being interested in a woman automatically means she is obliged to be interested back.
Society: Beautiful, pretty, sexy, fuckable etc. are the best compliments a woman can get.
In other words: Women have no value except in their physical appearance.
In other words: Women should not be measured by their intelligence or actual skills.
In other words: Women exist to be physically desirable to men.
Society: It is natural for men to wolf-whistle and call "compliments" after a woman, slap her ass, etc.
In other words: Women, all men are pigs and there is nothing you can do about it.
In other words: Women, you must grin and bear sexual harrassment.
In other words: Men, to be a true man you must sexually harrass women.
Society: There is nothing wrong with the wage gap.
In other words: Women are inherently worth less than men.
In other words: It is wrong for a woman to want equal pay.
In other words: Women are not as suitable for work as men are.
In other words: Men, women are worth less than you and it is ok to ridicule them because they do not matter.
Society: It is not ok to protest sexism.
In other words: Sexism does not exist.
In other words: Equality does not apply to women.
In other words: Feminists must be kept in line by a backlash of hate.
In other words: Feminists are automatically man-haters
In other words: Feminists are threatening to men.
In other words: Men, it is not ok to support equal rights for women.
Feminism: This is not an ok society to live in.
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karkat-kirkland:
gutig:
gutig:
how much sperm can a gay man hold??
a butt load