strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

In a perfect world, none of this would happen. In a perfect world, you could tell a woman she’s hot and she would smile and say thank you because there would be no millenia-long history of women’s bodies being used and abused by men, no notion of women’s beauty as being “for” men, no ridiculous beauty standards. Complimenting a woman on her appearance would be just like complimenting a person on their bike or their shoes or the color of their hair; it would not carry all the baggage that it carries in this world.

But that’s not our world, and it may never be. Yeah, it sucks that women often take it “the wrong way” when you give them unsolicited compliments. You know what sucks more? Yup, patriarchy.

so i started watching elementary and it’s great ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ

mallius:

mmmmmmm AC print. i really like this one!! i want to make this a 18x24” but im p sure thats being overindulgent 8”“(

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

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analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

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They have arrived….

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

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firelightwaltz:

hey guys friendly reminder that not everybody has a good relationship with their mother so please try to avoid reblogging or posting things that might be construed as shaming people for not thanking/praising/loving their moms

thank you

basedteruteru:

sexy things to say in bed:

  • your lips feel like sandpaper
  • cars 2
  • fidel castro
  • mayonnaise
  • dad
  • bee movie
  • you got that wrong
  • Oniichan?

(Source: shsl-chef)

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harrpotte:

*jaime lannister voice* ned stark more like nerd stark haha *high fives cersei and ollies out*

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“I don’t know who you are, but you have made my first Journey experience one of my most cherished memories. Smiles are hard to come by for me right now, so thank you for not leaving my side once during our Journey.” — Unknown

(Source: xenogear)

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